Monday, 30 September 2013

JOKES

1. WHAT IS A KOALA'S FAVOURITE DRINK?
A. COCA-KOALA

2 WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GET A KANGAROO AND A SHEEP CROSSING THE ROAD?
Q. A WOOLY JUMPER!

3 KNOCK KNOCK.
WHO IS THERE?
LUKE. LUKE WHO?
LUKE THROUGH THE WINDOW AND YOU WILL SEE ME!

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO IS THERE?
YODELL LADY HEE
YODELL LADY HEE WHO?
WHY DID YOU YODELL?

WHY WAS THE DOG SWEATING A LOT?
A. HE WAS A HOT DOG!

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